Maybe your shitty perception reaps your shitty life.
Two original songs and one cover.
You'd rather masturbate than make love.
Holy shit! It's finished!
Farewell, you sexy beast.
...all human beings just want to be completely, authentically self-expressed.
Sometimes you need your world rocked to make a change in life. Like straight vajewjew schnockered.
I will tell you the story of how I came upon the inward journey known as the love of self. Easy, pervs. I'm talking the love of the astonishing divine within all of us. Incidentally, this philosophy led me to discover that my ability to get over a breakup is very closely related to how [...]
My flank felt like an elephant was tap dancing on a hot railroad spike driven into my kidney.
All of your quirks, broken dreams, character flaws and blemishes create a unique mosaic that is absolutely, authentically YOU.
Fuck surfing. Fuck the ocean. And fuck this board. I'm done with this shit.