Be sure to watch for the unicorn shitting skittles at the end. Here goes.
The World Owes You Jack Shit
A New Year: How To Live Without Regret
Holy shit, this post. It's finally published.
The Christmas Bitch Miracle: A Story of Love After Hate
I feel the grueling painful peeling off of the bitch lens through which I've been viewing her.
Bald Psycho Killer At Work (ER Memoirs)
Psycho Jack prepares for his last stand with one last "fuck you" and makes a move in the direction of us and the cop, who calmly pulls the trigger. . .
Life Lessons With Morphine: The Beauty Of Pain
My flank felt like an elephant was tap dancing on a hot railroad spike driven into my kidney.
Shitting Bricks: Dealing With Fear In Life
I’ve only truly regretted the times when I stayed in my comfort zone, or ran back to it, when I knew damn well I was being called to greater things.
5 Ways to XXX Sex Appeal
All of your quirks, broken dreams, character flaws and blemishes create a unique mosaic that is absolutely, authentically YOU.
Poop And Love, Entry 5: A Bad Trip
So let’s break out the power buffer and polish the shit out of this turd. Sometimes life has the strangest way of . . . grabbing you by the throat and reminding you what your purpose is . . .
About A Breakup, Part 5 of 5: Rebuilding
"Jesus! What the Smith & Wesson hell is wrong with you?," I ask myself.
About A Breakup, Part 4 of 5: The Fallout
It's The Fallout, after all: the single biggest reason people . . . remain in a miserable relationship. . .
