Be sure to watch for the unicorn shitting skittles at the end. Here goes.
The World Owes You Jack Shit
Tag: dreams
A New Year: How To Live Without Regret
Holy shit, this post. It's finally published.
5 Ways to XXX Sex Appeal
All of your quirks, broken dreams, character flaws and blemishes create a unique mosaic that is absolutely, authentically YOU.
Poop And Love, Entry 5: A Bad Trip
So let’s break out the power buffer and polish the shit out of this turd. Sometimes life has the strangest way of . . . grabbing you by the throat and reminding you what your purpose is . . .
Poop And Love, Entry 4: I. Am. Iron Man. (Success!!!!!!!)
Let me tell you a secret about experiencing the miraculous in life: Declare a goal, something big, something that scares the shit out of you, and then commit to deliver on it, even if you have no idea how you're going to do it.
A Quick And Dirty Guide To Happiness
But once you declare [what you want], oh s#*t. It's on. Are you shaking in your boots, yet? You should be.
Poop And Love, Entry 3: Project Iron Man
Jump on it. Start something. AND FINISH IT. If one of the three smallest kids in my class throughout grade school WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION THAT DIRECTLY AFFECTS BODY WEIGHT can do it, so can you. Cheers.
First Album Release and the Quest For Perfection (Which Is BS, By The Way)
True, passionate, amazing life isn’t for the polished, the refined, the flawless. It’s for getting dirty, making mistakes, and loving yourself and those around you all the more for it.
Poop And Love – Entry 2: You Are A Sexy Beast
If you want to create change in your life, strive first to accept the way you are now.
Losing My Record Deal: Pressing On
My friends, this is a story of triumph, success, inspiration, passion and the ultimate life. And it hasn't been written yet. Join me on a journey, for I am going to show you how to get anything you want out of life. Well, now that the lofty promises are out of the way, I have [...]
