Be sure to watch for the unicorn shitting skittles at the end. Here goes.
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The World Owes You Jack Shit
Tag: dreams
A New Year: How To Live Without Regret
Holy shit, this post. It's finally published.
5 Ways to XXX Sex Appeal
All of your quirks, broken dreams, character flaws and blemishes create a unique mosaic that is absolutely, authentically YOU.
Poop And Love, Entry 5: A Bad Trip
So let’s break out the power buffer and polish the shit out of this turd. Sometimes life has the strangest way of . . . grabbing you by the throat and reminding you what your purpose is . . .
Poop And Love, Entry 4: I. Am. Iron Man. (Success!!!!!!!)
Let me tell you a secret about experiencing the miraculous in life: Declare a goal, something big, something that scares the shit out of you, and then commit to deliver on it, even if you have no idea how you're going to do it.
A Quick And Dirty Guide To Happiness
But once you declare [what you want], oh s#*t. It's on. Are you shaking in your boots, yet? You should be.
Poop And Love, Entry 3: Project Iron Man
Jump on it. Start something. AND FINISH IT. If one of the three smallest kids in my class throughout grade school WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION THAT DIRECTLY AFFECTS BODY WEIGHT can do it, so can you. Cheers.
