Farewell, you sexy beast.
I will tell you the story of how I came upon the inward journey known as the love of self. Easy, pervs. I'm talking the love of the astonishing divine within all of us. Incidentally, this philosophy led me to discover that my ability to get over a breakup is very closely related to how [...]
Be sure to watch for the unicorn shitting skittles at the end. Here goes.
Holy shit, this post. It's finally published.
My flank felt like an elephant was tap dancing on a hot railroad spike driven into my kidney.
All of your quirks, broken dreams, character flaws and blemishes create a unique mosaic that is absolutely, authentically YOU.
It's The Fallout, after all: the single biggest reason people . . . remain in a miserable relationship. . .